Hussein has handlers

and the handlers don't want too many blacks setting behind Hussein's wife, Michelle when she makes a "stump" speech. I guess bringing us together requires fake evidence of diversity.

I copied the following last night from the student newspaper at Carnegie Mellon, the scene of Michelle's visit from the mount. BTW - I don't remember Jesus having the disciples rearrange the crowd to reflect a proper ethnic balance. I have no knowledge of whether Mohhamed did.

“I’ve been here since 11 a.m. setting up and it’s been amazing. It feels like [Barack] Obama is coming,” said sophomore social and decision sciences major Rotimi Abimbola,a leader of Students for Obama who had only a few days to coordinate the event.

While the crowd was indeed diverse, some students at the event questioned the practices of Mrs. Obama’s event coordinators, who handpicked the crowd sitting behind Mrs. Obama. The Tartan’s correspondents observed one event coordinator say to another, “Get me more white people, we need more white people.” To an Asian girl sitting in the back row, one coordinator said, “We’re moving you, sorry. It’s going to look so pretty, though.”

The Tartan