Cat nip through the tulips

Yes, he sleeps anywhere he wants to and smart dogs give him a wide berth.

I voted Democrat becuase

I voted Democrat because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because
I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because
I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.

I voted Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll
ever have another point of view

Hat tip to Larry P's brother.

Obama and his foreign policy

Exclusive! Obama outlaws nukes.... no.... Obama outlaws our nukes....



Click here and check out the site who made the pic!

Counseling Tennessee Style

Earl and Elrod are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Elrod says,

'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...........women like that are hard to find.


Blame Jimmy M

The right to bear arms.

The following link will take you to one of the most powerful statements regarding our right to bear arms that I have ever seen. Given the recent actions by nut cases I know that they will be used by those that want us disarmed and dependent only on the police for our protection to try and take our weapons away.

As I watched I was mindful that if even one teacher at Columbine had been armed the killing would have been reduced. Many would have been saved. But the video is not about Columbine.

I also remembered that a policeman was at Columbine, but was told not to go in at the start because he might shoot someone by mistake.

So much for police protection.

Hat tip to rabidpooch at the Tennessean for the video location.

Click here for video.