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How can I resist the Post Office?

I am just so fortunate. I have females sending me invitations to contact them and be close friends.....druggists wanting to sell me Viagra....widows wanting to give me millions if I will just help them....and now the Post Office says just send $154 to Spain and I will get an ATM card!

What a country!

USPS OFFICE AUTHORITY
P.O BOX 55,(deleted)
MAIL TO:(deleted)

This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from DHL/UPS courier service from delivering the parcel to you for security reasons as stated below.

1. Our scanning system detected your parcel containing a confirmable
ATM CARD.
Before the parcel could be delivered, you are obliged to obtain A Duly Sworn Affidavit from the Spanish High Court in Spain to back up the the origin of the Parcel,this is in line with the Anti Terrorist Campaign due to the Law Implemented by government of United States of America to protect and reduce the terrorist activities.

We kindly advise you to contact the agent in Madrid, Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you. Please note that the cost of the Sworn Affidavit costs only $154 which must paid by the receiver of the parcel.Below is the contact details of the agent in charge. He will advice you on how the payment should be made so please contact him immediately you receive this notification.

Name: Mr Michael Boston
Email: (deleted)
Tel: (deleted)
Secure Email: (deleted)

We shall forward the card to you as soon as we receive the Duly Sworn Affidavit, we are doing this to secure your interest considering the credit card frauds and stolen cheque which brings problem to American citizens all around the world.

Your prompt response is most higly desired to terminate the delivering of your parcel.

Mr William R Gillian, Jnr
Chief Postal Inspection Service.

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Commentator's Comment Award for 2-11-10

Hard on the heels of yesterday we have another Leftie displaying their lack of taste and decency while waving their hatred of all things Palin for the world to see.

Not to mention their great courage in attacking children.

Hayduke proclaims to the world.

Palin: The bimbo writes on her hand.
posted at 2/10/2010 11:35 PM CST on jacksonsun.com

I know what was written on Bimbo Palin's hand.

1. Don't forget to feed Trig again.

2. Social Services called. Again.

3. What hockey team is Bristol hanging out with?

He is soooooooo brave.

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