Monday, April 25, 2011

Crisis and tulips and gasoline prices

I'm all crisiseed out. Between manmade global cooling, tornados in the tulips, Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and Egypt and Syria and Palestine and $4.00 gasoline I'm just ready to say, "Aw shit."

How could all this happen to a bunch of nice people like us?

I mean all we want is for everyone to be free and lovable and rich and, and and...

Maybe it's because the world is full of shits who actually do hate us and all these people we've been busy feeding are tuning up to see if they can destroy us.

Hell, look at Obama. Deserted by two fathers, raised by grandparents yet somehow he was nurtured, clothed and supposedly educated.

So what do we get? A President who hates western culture in favor of the Kenyain Father who deserted him. Tell me. Go ahead and tell me we've been doing the right thing.

At least the Brits have not invited him to the wedding. I guess they have enough CDs.

I mean we must be insane. The whole damn country of us must be insane.

Why do I say this?

Because insanity is defined as expecting different results even though we are doing the same thing.

Tell me true. Why in the hell are we spending a deflated nickel on Libya? Someone tell NATO that we don't get any oil there and even if we did the assholes we're protecting will just rip us off.

Trump is right. If we win a war we should get the oil. How do we fire the Department of State???

"Hello? Hillary? Look Babe. I've got some bad news. You and the rest of the people who have been screwing up foreign policy for the past 60 years are fired."

"What? Severance pay? Look, this termination is for cause. Make sure everyone leaves the government property in place and have a nice life."

Meanwhile, let's hope we don't pull a Dorthy tonight and spiral off to see the Wicked Witch of the West.

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