Friday, June 20, 2008

Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane

full of hot, stressed out people....

Who just paid a lot of money and had everything but a body cavity search done before they can even get to mill around the gate area waiting to find out how long the delay is going to be..... And, of course, they can't be using a legal drug the government let's them buy at inflated prices because of taxes... and just for grins, after they get on the plane... they sell'em booze... a drug well known to suppress the decision making center of the brain...

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...."

I am referring, of course to the Jet Blue incident where the female passenger tipped a few too many, lit up and then bopped a flight attendant.

Now I offer no excuses for her actions. She was an adult and adults are expected to act like adults. But please dear airlines. Quit selling booze and then complaining when someone acts out their frustration. Fair is fair.

And yes. The prosecution wouldn't want me on her jury.

Tourism as an economy

Now that Bush and McCain have started turning up the heat on drilling for all, the latest excuse of the "let America suffer" Demos is that the sight of platforms will somehow make people ill.

What a bunch of yahoo nonsense these buttholes yadda yadda about.

First, tourism creates low wage jobs. The Demos have yelled for years that the Bush economy has not created "good" jobs, and here they are saying they want more.

Hypocrite is between Democrat and low wage in the dictionary.

Wait.... those low economy jobs are taken by inter cultural sojourners, aka illegal aliens... Okay, now the Democrats position makes sense. They want the jobs for their base voters.

Secondly, the drilling will be so far off the coast that the only tourist ever seeing them will be the drunk business types who are attending a sales meeting and are fishing from a "party boat" in the day in between hearing VP of engineering lie about the scheduled availability of the new product and the company's President assuring them that their below water stock options will actually be worth something when the economy improves.

Thirdly, we have the spectre of a hurricanse destroying the oil rigs and crude covering the coasts. Uh.... Could I mention that Katrina didn't hurt a single rig?
Could I mention that we have new superb tyechnology????

Finally, the bottom line. If John and Jane Sixpack don't have jobs, they aren't going to be driving to Florida, or California or wherever and staying in all those motels and eat in all those resturnants that give those low paying jobs to illegal aliens the Democrats love so much.

Why do the Democrats and the environmental wackos hate illegal aliens?

Hussein's foreign associates

Barack has stated his support for Luo Raila Odinga (Opposition Leader in
Kenya who signed a 'Shariah pact' with Muslims and claims to be Obama's
cousin) and is married to Ida Odinga. They have four children - two sons and
two daughters. His oldest son, Fidel, is named after Fidel Castro.


Who learned from who??