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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

This one is for the fat woman who set next to me in the crowded

doctor's office yesterday and talked on her cellphone for at least an hour.

1. I hope you are not on an unlimited plan and your overage minutes charge is $1.00 a minute.

2. I didn't sit behind and to the right of the TV so I could watch TV. I did it so I could read my book! (I know reading is not an activity you are acquainted with, but some of us are.)

3. I don't give a shit that your daughter is pregnant. You should have got her on the pill or taught her how to keep her legs together.

4. If she is letting her boy friend in after you have gone to sleep then you should call the law and evict her. Maybe that will teach her to believe you when you say no. Obviously she doesn't know how to say no.

5. If you are really paying $146 dollars a month for cable I hope that includes MTV. You and it are about the same IQ age level.

6. Finally, but not least! YOU DUMB SHIT YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT INTO IT!

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"Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them." - Karl Popper

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves.” - William Pitt

"Logic. There is little logic among the cultural elite, maybe because there is little omnipresent fear of job losses or the absence of money, and so arises a rather comfortable margin to indulge in nonsense." - Victor Davis Hanson

Wisdom and Patience


Are two of life's most important qualities.

Hat tip to Mike L!



submit to reddit OnTwitter I am Lesabre1

"Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them." - Karl Popper

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves.” - William Pitt

"Logic. There is little logic among the cultural elite, maybe because there is little omnipresent fear of job losses or the absence of money, and so arises a rather comfortable margin to indulge in nonsense." - Victor Davis Hanson