My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and had to learn their children's names.
And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Hat tip to NYShooter at TalkLeft

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