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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

A chuckle here a chuckle there


My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and had to learn their children's names.

And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Hat tip to NYShooter at TalkLeft

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