Yes we have no two budweisers

Hello chums, and I hope you are all well and happy and have your savings in cash and stuffed under, or better yet, in your mattress.

How I know the economy has been too good.

A bit ago I decided to leave my hotel room, pick up two beers, grab some Italian takeout from Fazzoli's and catch a movie in the room...

So I stopped at a QuickiMart type joint and grabbed two Buds, and took them to the counter.

Clerk gives me the fish eye and says, "What's those?"

Me, thinking one of us is stupid. "Two Buds."

Clerk. "Don't you know we can only sell six packs?"

Me. "You're BSing me, right?"

Clerk. "No. Aren't you in here every night?"

Me. "I have never been here before."

Clerk. "Are you sure?"

Me, with a rapidly changing attitude. "Yeah. I'm sure. And why would I lie?"

Clerk. "OK."

Me. "You gonna sell me the two Buds or what?"

Clerk. "No. We can't sell any loose cans."

Me. "Not that I give a shit, but can you tell me why?"

Clerk. "It messes up the inventory."

Me. "You can't count 30 six packs and 4 cans?"

Clerk. "Yeah, but it messes up the inventory."

Me. "Keep the beer."

So I went down the street and found a liquor store and bought two small bottles of Turning Leaf.... The food was good, the wine was okay and I hope the QuickiMart goes broke.

I am starting to wonder...is Obama native born?

Indeed. Why?

You know, when all the "Hussein wasn't born in the US" stuff first came out, I just dismissed it.

Then when I read a Hillary supporter's blog for a bit I started to wonder...

And when the PA Democrat filed the suit I said... is this guy a nut, or what?

Now we have this to consider.

HONOLULU, Hawaii – Although the legitimacy of Sen. Barack Obama's birth certificate has become a focus of intense speculation – and even several lawsuits – WND has learned that Hawaii's Gov. Linda Lingle has placed the candidate's birth certificate under seal, and instructed the state's Department of Health to make sure no one in the press obtains access to the original document under any circumstances.

I mean what's the deal? Why doesn't Hussein just pick up the phone and have it released?? I mean if he did it would:

1. Make those who claim he wasn't born here look like fools.

2. Make people like me who are queasy about him feel better.

3. Appease a lot of people he will need to have happy with him should he be elected...

I mean it would be a total win-win.

Yet he doesn't. And this from a man who people call super intelligent with great judgment.

And then we have this:

In Kenya, WND was told by government authorities that all documents concerning Obama were under seal until after the U.S. presidential election on November 4.

Why?? Why if there isn't information there that says he was born there.

In a startling development, Obama's Kenyan grandmother has reportedly alleged she witnessed Obama's birth at the Coast Provincial Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.

What happens if he is elected and then it is proven that he wasn't native born? The country would be in turmoil and Biden would become President elect because Hussein wouldn't be qualified, plus he would be guilty of fraud which clearly falls under the high crimes and misdemeanors standard for impeachment.