Your turn.....

Here's an open thread for you folks to talk about whatever you want.

Impress your friends. Astound your acquaintances... They all laughed when you sat down to play.....

Come on now. Tell the truth!

Can you actually imagine a President of the United States named Barrick Hussien Obama??

Words of Wisdom

Got this one from Don S..... As you read them understand that Don and I both have never experienced any of this, all we know is what the big boys down at the Pool Hall told us.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Surgeon
General's suggestion the following warning labels be
placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:


W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the heck happened to your bra and panties.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your
dancing like a retard.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again you love
them.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your rear end kicked.
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W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gud..

This year the UT coaching staff

either did the best or the worst job in the team's history.

They started a QB with a broken finger who couldn't throw accurately for more than 20 yards and who couldn't even make a "normal" handoff for a running play and got beat by a good, but not great Cal team and a very good Florida team.

Yet scored 31 points. Folks, when you score 31 points you are supposed to win. The young defense was a young defense.

Destroyed Georgia, beat a good Mississippi State team and then...

Appeared to quit at Alabama, played like world beaters for 30 minutes against SC and then looked terrible for the next 28 minutes and great for the last two... ...

And stuck in there against a very good Kentucky team and won in 5 overtimes...

Had LSU beat until Ainge tossed two interceptions... The first was almost identical to the one he threw at KU... Note to the new Offensive Coordinator. If you never throw deep the CB isn't going to respect a fake go pattern and will pick one sooner or later...

And if Wisconsin and won yesterday that dumb gadget play on the Badger's 12 yard line and the nutty substitution late in the 4th quarter of Ainge when they were on WI's 8 yard line .... well, let's just say that Allied, United and North American would have been asked about the cost of their services...

So here's to the team. They won yesterday on sheer talent and guts.

As for the coaches. I don't know.

Did you ever

consider that Dennis Kucinich is actually a member of Congress? People actually elected him.... over and over...Proof again that democracy is the best of political systems, but still bad, very bad.