How to keep Obama off TV

The Alabama was seized yesterday morning....

And we haven't heard from Obamie since.....

Now we know how to keep him off TV.....

Just have an emergency....

He's even ordering home delivery...

Obama wealth spreader...

I shall use one of these...


Gee, it’s Thursday night already? What happened to Tuesday and Wednesday?

I haven’t been on the Internet much. The last two days have been gorgeous global warming type days and I have been busy, busy, busy cleaning up the mess caused by that record 7 inches of global warming that took down trees and otherwise raised havoc on the palatial retirement compound a few weeks ago.

One of the trees was a large cedar. Split down one side and since they are evergreens it was a lot of work to finish taking it down and then cleaning up the mess. I hate to lose any tree, but especially cedars because they comfort me when the winds of December blow. Perfect wind breaks they shelter all kinds of wild life. Maybe the remains, which I used to cover some washes at the back side of the compound, will be treasured by the field mice, who in turn will be treasured by the fox who lives back there.

But I have almost finished! I Have mowed and raked and cut and all I have left is a section of the far front which I shall do tomorrow unless global warming strikes again, which is the forecast… 40 degrees and rain…

The garden is raked and ready for the digger and I have planted and replanted all of it my mind over and over. It too shall get my attention tomorrow… the shame is that it was still too wet today… another week and I will lose valuable canning time.

Global warming causes the sea to rise, or so says hoaxer pope algore. Global cooling causes food not to grow. Do we have a choice?

I can build dams and levees to keep the sea out. I can do nothing about the snow and rain.