Spitzer was apparently caught on a federal wiretap. No wonder the Democrats are holding up wiretap legislation in the House. Terrorists? Come on. It's their governors they're worried about.
Others are floating around the Internet. Most are somewhat in poor taste so I will just let them slide. This being a, mostly, PG-13 blog. Oh well, the devil insists...
"Spitzer? Did she?"
"Did I say 9? I meant 4.5."
"No. No. It was a flight to DC. Not Minneapolis."