Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL. They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left in the world and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer because here they are today...................
No... This is TRUE! Really! Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle. (A $20,000.00 value)
Seriously...
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
Democratic National Committe
Hat tip to Mike L!
"Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them." - Karl Popper
“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves.” - William Pitt
"Logic. There is little logic among the cultural elite, maybe because there is little omnipresent fear of job losses or the absence of money, and so arises a rather comfortable margin to indulge in nonsense." - Victor Davis Hanson
