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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Travels of the Pope

The Pope Visits Alaska


The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true"

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"


My thanks to Mike L!

Attention all dummies

I was listening to a Talk Radio show this morning when the host read an email from a real dummy. The gist of it was that the writer had decided that McCain was terrible and was going stay home. If Hillary or Hussein won, well, that's OK.

That is as silly a thing as I have heard in years. And it reminds me of a 10 year old declaring if he can't bat, he'll take his bat and go home. This leads me to say:

Look, if you think McCain is worse than Hillary and Hussein, then you are just plain dumb.

And if you think that the way you can influence the Repub party by threatening to not vote, you are stupid. Now. Try to think.

1. If large numbers of folks like you set this one out and McCain loses you will have zero influence on anything for 4, more likely 8, years. And you will be blamed for it. And rightly so. And.... now listen closely. The Demos will not give a flying (888736 what you want.

2. If now if McCain wins despite the lack of support from the likes of you, guess what. You will zero influence on anything for 4, more likely 8, years, because it has been demonstrated that you are not needed.

That's lose-lose, dear dummies.

Your choice.

If I can believe Hussein's

preacher, God was telling them something/

;-)

Attention all dummies!

I was listening to a Talk Radio show this morning when the host read an email from a real dummy. The gist of it was that the writer had decided that McCain was terrible and was going stay home. If Hillary or Hussein won, well, that's OK.

That is as silly a thing as I have heard in years. And it reminds me of a 10 year old declaring if he can't bat, he'll take his bat and go home. This leads me to say:

Look, if you think McCain is worse than Hillary and Hussein, then you are just plain dumb.

And if you think that the way you can influence the Repub party by threatening to not vote, you are stupid. Now. Try to think.

1. If large numbers of folks like you set this one out and McCain loses you will have zero influence on anything for 4, more likely 8, years. And you will be blamed for it. And rightly so. And.... now listen closely. The Demos will not give a flying (888736 what you want.

2. If now if McCain wins despite the lack of support from the likes of you, guess what. You will zero influence on anything for 4, more likely 8, years, because it has been demonstrated that you are not needed.

That's lose-lose, dear dummies.

Your choice.

Religion - Travels of the Pope

The Pope Visits Alaska


The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true"

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"


My thanks to Mike L!

Hussein now tells us

he never heard any of the outlandish comments by the Reverend.

Not even once in all those years. Nope. Never. Wasn't there. He was out. Gone. Had the flu. Bad cold... kids were sick.

The Reverend ranted and Hussein vanished.

Yes sir. That settles it for me. No doubt. Sorry about the excitement....

Will somebody pass the Kool Aid???????