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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Hotel California

This is as serious as I wanna get. Click to listen.

My one year anniversary was yesterday.

And I forgot it.

I will try to think of something deep and important to say.

But in the meantime.


SEDALIA, Mo. — A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.

Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.


Be sure and link to the article. Some of the letters are classic PETA.

Hat tip to kdog.

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said 'Who Owns the big white horse outside?'

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, 'I do....Why?'

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, 'I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!'

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a lit tle better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, 'Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.. ' Tonto said, 'Sure, Kemosabe' and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, 'Who owns that big white horse outside?'

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, 'I do, what's wrong with him this time?' The cowboy looks him in the eye and says...................



'Nothing, but you left your injun runnin'.


Blame Mack E for this one.

The joke is on us.



If you will look just to the left of Barney's head you will see $75,000 Dodd.




And Nancy isn't worried about standing in any airport lines. (Maybe she'll give Surrender Reid a a ride to Vegas.)

Hat tip to Sweetness and Light for the pics.