Friday, September 4, 2009

A vacation tragedy

Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skidded out of control! Bob attempted to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerved and smashed into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shook his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looked over at the passenger seat and saw his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knew he had to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picked his wife up and began trudging down the road. After a short while, he saw a light. He headed towards the light, which was coming from a large, old house. He approached the door and knocked.

A minute passed. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurted, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"

Bob brought his wife in.

An older man came down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picked up Betty and carried her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor placed Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapsed from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor placed Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looked worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbed the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He began to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody filled the house.

Meanwhile, Igor was still in the lab tidying up. His eyes caught movement, and he noticed the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watched as Bob's arm began to rise, marking the beat! He was further amazed as Betty and Bob both sat up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashed up the stairs to the conservatory.

He burst in and shouted to his master:

"Master, Master! ..... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

Hat tip to everyone who sent me this....

Birther nonsense??

Yeah, I know this is all just "Birther" nonsense. But......

As of today, September 4, 2009, this Affidavit has been filed with the United States District Court in Southern California ~ represented by Orly Taitz.

This is a legal affidavit that declares Lucas Smith to be of sound mind and judgement. Lucas can go to jail if he lied on this affidavit.

The document (Certified COPY of Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate) you see here, once it is validated by the court, is pretty much the proverbial “smoking gun.”

Link to Birther nonesense.

Hat tip to Larry P!

Honor among Lefties

Vanity Fair has went to Levi for a hatchet piece on Sarah Palin. You will have to Google it if you are interested in such.

For Levi is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men

But Levi says she was ambitious;
And Levi is an honourable man….

With no sense of shame....

And what is the honorable Levi's claim to fame?

He has knocked up her daughter, fed from her table and now complains.

But Levi is an honorable man....so they are all honorable men... Aren't they?

(With apologies to Wm. S.