Thursday, September 8, 2011

Getting what you asked for!


I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

When I looked to see what she was cooking I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, I don't remember asking her to cook my sock.

Hat tip to Jimmy M!

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