I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
When I looked to see what she was cooking I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, I don't remember asking her to cook my sock.
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