Sunday, October 12, 2008

Just a bit of humor



The stock market after the last two weeks.

A hat tip to Jimmy M. for these.

These are a little on the old side, but still accurate and funny.

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Obama's epiphany??



The following was sent in by Grant M. I have edited some of the introduction to get to the meat of the issues raised and reformatted for clarity and focus. (My thanks to whoever sent me the picture. A failure of the soft drive has erased the memory file.)

I have no idea of the overall accuracy of this, but have no reason to disbelieve it.

The sad thing about it is that after two years the so-called press has investigated Hussein's life during this time and all we can do is sketch in some material with the remainder unknown.

You would think a man who would be President would have his past better known.

A friend sent me this....

"This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since than. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another......

About six months ago, I started thinking "where did the money come from for Obama". I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans.

I started looking into Obama's life.

Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California . He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. "Barry" (that was the name he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan.

During the summer of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a "round the world" trip.

Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia , next Hyderabad in India , three weeks in
Karachi, Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he get the money for this trip?

Nether I, nor any one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they where in college.

When he came back he started school at Columbia University in New York . It is at this time he wants everyone to call him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia ? It's not cheap! to say the least.

Where did he get money for tuition? Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia , he went to Chicago to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000. a year. Why Chicago? Why not New York? He was already living in New York.

By "chance" he met Antoin "Tony" Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria , and a real estate developer in Chicago . Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named "Entrepreneur of the Decade" by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association". About two years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School.

Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School? Where did he get the money for Law Schoo? More student loans?

After Law school, he went back to Chicago . Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland. Guess what? They represented "Rezar" which Rezko's firm.

Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago. In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumenta l in providing Obama with "seed money" for his U.S. Senate race.

In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased. Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko.

Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett born? Ready for this? Shiraz, Iran ! Do we see a pattern here? Or am I going crazy?

On May 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley advisor to Obama was "sacked" after the press found out he was having regular contacts with "Hamas", which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran . This past week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported that during Obama's visit to Iraq , he asked their leaders to do nothing about the war until after he is elected, and he will "Take care of things".

Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that where born in Pakista? They are in charge of all those "small" Internet campaign contribution for Obama.

Where is that money coming from?

The poor and middle class in this country?

Or could it be from the Middle East?

And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times posted a verbal slip that was made on "This Week" with George Stephanapoulos. Obama on talking about his religion said, "My Muslimfaith". When questioned, "he make a mistake". Some mistake!

All of the above information I got on line. If you would like to check it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia, Barack Obama; Tony Rezko; Valerie Jarrett: Daily Times - Obama visited Pakistan in 1981; The Washington Times -September 7, 2008; The Times May 10, 2008.

Now the BIG question - If I found out all this information on my own, Why haven't all of our "intelligent" members of the press been reporting this?

A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear - "Beware of the enemy from within"!!!


BTW - If you Google Wahid Hamid you will discover he contributed $2300. to Hussein and is on the board of Pepsico.

Link

Nothing wrong with that, I just mention it to show he is a real person.

And then we have this:

For some reason Barack Obama has never mentioned his three week stay in Pakistan in any of his writings. On the infamous San Francisco trip in which Obama called small town Americans “bitter” he also bragged that he had more foreign policy credentials than Hillary Clinton and John McCain. One of the things he listed on his resume was his extensive foreign travel including a 1981 trip to Pakistan. However since this admission, slip of the tongue, or however you would characterize it, Obama has never mentioned this trip again.

Although his campaign manager did discuss it when pressed:


As a freshman, he quickly became friends with Mohammed Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, two wealthy Pakistanis In 1981, Obama transferred from Occidental to Columbia. In between, he traveled to Pakistan - a trip that enhanced his foreign policy qualifications, he maintained in a private speech at a San Francisco fundraiser last month. Obama spent “about three weeks” in Pakistan, traveling with Hamid and staying in Karachi with Chandoo’s family, said Bill Burton, Obama’s press secretary.

The Chandoo he was referring to is Mohammed Hassan Chandoo which this website claims is now a major campaign bundler for Obama:

Bundler: Hasan Chandoo

Employer: Oppenheimer & Co State: NY Bundler Status for 2008: Bundler for Barack Obama, raised at least $100,000.00


Link

Also this link of interest.

Is there any doubt in your mind where the money came from?

The question is, what did they buy??

Lies, Damn Lies, Statistics Hussein and Biden and the used to be Press



In business it is called resume enhancement. The Team Leader in the Reproduction Department becomes the Vice President of Graphics and Important Customer Presentations. A Sales Representative becomes an Account Executive and of course we have the well known Sanitation Engineer.

Of the three the latter is most deserving, and the most important to society. But I digress.

Al Gore was laughed at over his claim of inventing the Internet, but only because he had been caught claiming to have been in two places at once. Some say it cost him the election. I don't think we take our politicians that serious. A tiny lie such as that is good for a laugh, but that's about it.

Quyale was nailed for lecturing about babies and a Gollywood TV comedy, plus he was caught spelling tomato as tomatoe or was it tomatoe as tomato... Yes, I have my Quayle moments...

In this election we have had Palin banning books, calling Hussien "Sambo" and talk show hosts reprimanded by McCain for calling Hussein, Hussein. Of course the first two have been proven wrong and the latter just another mistaken action by McCain's belief that you can be civil to Hussein and his supporters. You can't.

And then we have had Palin claiming to have birthed her daughters child, being an AIP member and now a panel in Alaska has decided she unlawfully fired one of her direct reports for failing to fire a state trooper for shooting a moose out of season, drinking on duty, threatening to kill someone and tasering a 10 year old boy.

If what she did was anything but common sense I don't see it. And this just proves why Washington trembles at the thought of her heading up McCain's "Investigation and
Reform Task Force." But now we will argue over who called who when in state government and other such junk. The Left is expert at reframing things, just as they reframed Clinton's perjury into discussions of the meaning of what "is," is.

Of course we did have Saturday Night Live put out one negative skit but NBC took it off their website.

In the meantime we have had Hussein's Public Relations Organization, previously known as ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, New York Times and The Others Who At One Time Had a Reputation and Were Known as Journalists ignoring such things as Hussein's associations with self-identified terrorists, wacko preachers, convicted felons, ex-Fannie executives who became rich with the help of Dodd, Franks and Hussein and, of course, giving $800,000 to ACORN who is rapidly become a synonym for voter fraud.

Heck, they couldn't even mention Hussein visiting 57 states, his lack of knowledge that Russia can block any Security Council action and his self-identification as a Muslim.

If McCain had called himself a Communist we would have been treated to lengthy tomes opining that he was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and obviously in need of commitment for treatment.

Hussein is now on his seventh version of "Why I associated with William Ayers." It took him three tries to firm up why he associated with the Reverend Wright and, to my knowledge, no one has asked him how many states there are in the US. He and his minions have become adroit in playing the race card by blaming the McCain campaign for playing the race card.

This, of course, is a well known tactic, something another Democrat, Lyndon Baines Johnson, was known for. Accuse the other side of something despicable and watch them try to disprove it. In fact, Johnson is reputed to have said of an opponent that the opponent had sex with a pig. When chastened by his staff that he knew that it wasn't true Johnson supposedly said, "Yes, but watch them trying to disprove it."

Biden hasn't been a slouch in this. His claim to CBS anchor Perky Katie Couric that President Roosevelt that went on TV after the stock market crash of 1929 to comfort the public was calmly accepted by her. I did a comment someplace on this in which I mentioned that TV wouldn't be around for years and years and some Leftie chastised me noting that TV was first displayed at the NY World Fair in (?) 1930.... Note the attempt he made to reframe and obscure..

In case you are unsure, Hoover was President, not Roosevelt and commercial TV was years away delayed by WWII.

And actually, in this one, I don't think Couric was shilling for Biden. I think she didn't know. And that is even more frightening than if she was shilling!!

I now return to resume enhancement. Another example is the well known, "I walked to school bare foot in the snow every day and it was six miles up hills both ways."

A similar one, again by Biden, is pointed out by Ann Coulter. It is the attempt to be a "common man."

These weren't insignificant errors, such as when Biden said, "Look, all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in Wilmington or go to Katie's restaurant or walk into Home Depot with me where I spend a lot of time, and you ask anybody in there whether or not the economic and foreign policy of this administration has made them better off in the last eight years."

It turns out that Katie's restaurant, where Biden gets his feel for the average American, closed 20 years ago. The only evidence that he spends any time in Home Depot is that it appears that a pipe wrench fell on his head one too many times.


And getting past that one, this one is even worse.

In the same answer, Biden went on to claim that "John McCain voted against a comprehensive nuclear test ban treaty that every Republican has supported."

The last nuclear test ban treaty the Senate voted on was the one Clinton signed in the '90s. As The New York Times editorialized on the Senate vote a few years later: "Last week, Senate Republicans thundered 'no' to the nuclear test ban treaty, handing the White House its biggest defeat since health care in 1994." Forty-nine Republicans voted against the treaty; only four liberal Republicans voted for it. That's the treaty Biden says "every Republican has supported."


Quotes from Ann Coulter 10/8

Friday, October 10, 2008

Obama violates the Logan Act



Picture from Washington Times.

The Logan Act:

§ 953. Private correspondence with foreign governments.
Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Act

"At the same time the Bush administration was negotiating a still elusive agreement to keep the U.S. military in Iraq, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama tried to convince Iraqi leaders in private conversations that the president shouldn't be allowed to enact the deal without congressional approval.

Mr. Obama's conversations with the Iraqi leaders, confirmed to The Washington Times by his campaign aides, began just two weeks after he clinched the Democratic presidential nomination in June and stirred controversy over the appropriateness of a White House candidate's contacts with foreign governments while the sitting president is conducting a war.

Some of the specifics of the conversations remain the subject of dispute. Iraqi leaders purported to The Times that Mr. Obama urged Baghdad to delay an agreement with Mr. Bush until next year when a new president will be in office - a charge the Democratic campaign denies.


Link to Washington Times.

Such outrageous actions and violation of the law leaves me speechless. Yet the main stream media says nothing.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Take me too!

A little humor

The best one I've heard in a while..... for some reason it seems to fit the conversations I have had with my broker..

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him
leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all
of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints


Hat tip to Terry M.

Christiane Amanpour and other outrages...bump and update

Wish I had said that:

"If it weren't for that put-on British accent, Christiane Amanpour would be reporting on pest control in Bolivia, and that's an insult to the Bolivians. She proves that ignorance, bigotry, and an inability to distinguish truth from fiction are no barriers to success in journalism."

The above comes from William Katz at UrgentAgenda. If you don't read him daily you are missing a real treat. Of course he has an advanatge... talent.

Do you ever wonder where people like Amanpour come from? Is there some "worm hole" that connects to an alternate universe where the US is evil with no value?? My love of science fiction aside, I doubt it.

But a few minutes ago I heard Senator Thune explain that last summer Congress authorized ACRON, you know, the people who registering every person in sight, to receive 4.5% of funds provided by Congress. Now the bailout bill supposedly shut ACRON off, but since there is a conflict here it is up to the "Director" whether or not they get the money... Well duhhhh.... do we really have to guess what that means?

Now let me see, 4.5% of $700,000,000,000.00 is $31,500,000,000.00 and that's enough to have a revolution with.

Maybe that "worm hole" does exist.....

Update.

I gave Senator Corker's office a call and had a chat with a nice young man who noted that the bill was introduced last February and that the Senator was only 1 of about 12 that voted against it. It was passed in July.

And that the money isn't exclusively ACRON, but to the various Non Profits... some of which are supposed to help people fight eviction from their homes...

Okay, the outrage has gone from get the pitchforks and torches level to just get the pitchforks...

I asked the young man two questions.

First, why didn't the Senator filibuster the bill from the floor of the Senate. He explained that the Democrats had enough Republican votes to pass it so it would have been useless. True, but it would at least have, just maybe, gotten enough exposure that the public would have raised enough hell that the needed 60 votes would have washed away.

Secondly, why did the Senator call a press conference, issue a press release, etc. and whatever, condemning the bill??

Look, my dear Repub chums, and Demos too, the cable news networks gobble content like crazy. Call them. Tell them you want to make a statement. At least that is doing something.