The stock market after the last two weeks.
A hat tip to Jimmy M. for these.
These are a little on the old side, but still accurate and funny.
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
ROFL.......;-)
ReplyDeleteI might add that the dollar bill has just been taken from my wallet....
ReplyDeleteIt's a scared Bill...
ReplyDeleteThe canadian dollar is a coin. We call it loonie because there's a loon on it.I bet the loons are in a panic. No place to go but down...
All of our loons are Demo office holders.
ReplyDeleteDon't try to send them over...We have enough worthless loonies as it is ;-).
ReplyDeleteAw come on.... How about just one??
ReplyDeleteNope!....I don't trust you...
ReplyDeleteTo your good health!
LOL!!
ReplyDeleteA guy would never lie to a lady!!
Desperate guys do...Let's face it, you're in trouble ;-).
ReplyDeleteLOL
How true!
ReplyDelete;-)
(I'm laughing to keep from crying.)
Yes! I'm sad too. That's why it was nice to smile. Thank you! ;-)
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