Friday, November 19, 2010

Fly me on a broom....

I just remembered this from Michelle...

MADISON, Wis., Oct. 14 /Christian Newswire/ -- Michelle Obama had a quote on the Tom Joyner Morning Show that has raised questions. She said, "It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us."
Seeing as how we've got witchcraft involved.........

"Washington Dulles tower this is Witchy One."

"Go ahead Witchy One."

"Request clearance for take off."

"Witchy One you are cleared into position and hold. Further clearances pending."

"But Tower, I am Queenie during the day! I'll have Cat Food Prez fire you!"

"Sorry Witchy One. Cat Food has just lost his majority..."

"....But....but I have filed for direct Indianapolis, direct Chicago.... My mission is to destroy the big Mac and find some more clean spirits...."

"Hold on Witchy One. Here is your clearance..

"Witchy one you are cleared for take off. Climb to and maintain 1500 feet and contact ATC on 122.6."

"Roger. And about time!"

(sweep, sweep, sweep...Broom stick take off sounds...sweep, sweep...)

"Control this is Witchy One. Requesting clearance as filed."

"Witchy One climb to and maintain 42,000 feet. You are cleared direct JFK, direct St Johns, direct Azores, direct Spain."


"Enjoy your vacation, Witchy One. Courtesy of the Tea Party."

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