RANDY Michelle Palmer breached a strict ban on unmarried sex during a boozy beach romp in Dubai.
The single British businesswoman was last night facing up to six years’ jail after she was caught canoodling in public with a holiday hunk.
Authorities – under growing pressure to curb the excesses of westerners who flock to the Muslim emirate – say she will also be deported from the country where she has lived and worked for three years.
Well, I guess this puts new meaning to the old expression, "Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got."
How about, "Let's get drunk and screw.....but not in Dubai."
Maybe.... "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker and gets you jail time.
And then... "If you live in a place with nutty laws, don't be surprised when they put you in jail for doing nutty things."
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