The law.

There are many well known laws that apply to the real world that we live in. I think this is one of the largest and best collections known. Should you have some that are not included, please forward. Some examples:

Cornuelle's Law - Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop

Barber's Laws of Backpacking
3) The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion
to the amount of food you consume from it. If you
run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

The above also applies to dirty clothes. Any amount of clothes carried with you on a trip increases in weight by 10% per day in direct proportion to the nearest of the return date.

Boren's Laws
1) When in doubt, mumble.
2) When in trouble, delegate.
3) When in charge, ponder.

And my favorite:

Bilbo's Proverb
Never laugh at live dragons.

What Barry H really thinks...

"The senator decided out of respect for these servicemen and women that it would be inappropriate to make a stop to visit troops at a U.S. military facility as part of a trip funded by the campaign.”

Here's the rest of the story.

Staff member: "We've got you scheduled at 3 o'clock to visit the hospital..."

Barry B: "Wow Dude, we gonna shoot some hoops???? Little B ball....?"

Staff member: "Uh... these guys have been wounded....?

Barry B: "No round balls? I can't display my awesome abilities?"

Staff member: "Uh..... Not really... missing arms, legs...."

Barry B: "No photo ops???"

Staff member: "No."

Barry B: "Get me outta here."

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It is hard to believe that there are

this many stupid people in the world.

Has Barack Obama's trip abroad changed your opinion of him?
Yes, for the better 44%
No 36%
Yes, for the worse 20%
Total Votes: 68,682


Who would do a better job as president on foreign policy?
Barack Obama 52%
John McCain 41%
Neither 7%

Total Votes: 69,342

"The walls between the countries with the most and those with the least cannot stand. The walls between races and tribes, natives and immigrants, Christian and Muslim and Jew cannot stand," he said

Plainer: I gonna give you all America's money and don't you be worrying about needing those Visa and Passport things. You just get over there as soon as you can. We got 7 new states for you and I need your vote in 2016.

And if someone mentions Hussein and JFK to me again I shall hit them. Yes I will.




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Let all the votes count

Rep. Roy Blunt, the House Republican whip, on July 8 introduced a resolution demanding that the Defense Department better enable U.S. military personnel overseas to vote in the November elections. That act was followed by silence. Democrats normally leap on an opportunity to find fault with the Bush Pentagon. But not a single Democrat joined Blunt as a co-sponsor, and an all-Republican proposal cannot pass in the Democratic-controlled House.

Don't forget! Lefties support our troops!

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The arrogance will make you gasp for air.....

“It is not going to be a political speech,” said a senior foreign policy adviser, who spoke to reporters on background. “When the president of the United States goes and gives a speech, it is not a political speech or a political rally.

“But he is not president of the United States,” a reporter reminded the adviser.

Good point. I would say.

Maybe he's Pres of those other 7 states he visited.

This is what you get when you take a guy who's never done anything but always been told he was doing something. That he was special.

That doesn't work well in school, even less so in non-political life, but the thought of a person as ignorant as he continually demonstrates is frightening. Reality will just run over him. Unfortunately he will get thousands killed, the economy destroyed, the culture accepting Islam and based on his 8 to 10 years comment, he thinks the Constitution is for others.



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Ask the Archbishop

When did we go soft? When did we develop our national tendency to cringe before we are even hit, to apologise for existing?

What's most striking about the past 50 years of our history is how we have given in without a fight to those who want to revolutionise our society.

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Norway and cheese and goodbye rights and respect

No sympathy here.

He says that when the imams were there, they had spoken of malnutrition among Muslims. They said that many Muslims are afraid of buying in shops, when they don't know for certain what the different products contain. They quite simply don't get what they need.

Hmmmm. Perhaps they would be better off in the countries they came from.

After all:

The dairy head must stifle a little laugh when she continued to tell of the day they finally could being: They had taken position to meet them, since as dairy head she wanted to greet her guests. when her turn came to greet the imams she stuck her hand out, where it was left hanging.

It became quiet. From below you could hear the voice of the 50 employees who work in cheese production in the little village.

When they eventually pressed their hands against their thighs with unambiguous motions, bowed and smiled, she remembered that imams don't shake hands with women, she laughs.

She laughs?? How easy it is to give up rights and respect. How hard it was to get them.