Monday, November 1, 2010

The Baptist & The Cowboy...

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey on the rocks, which was brought and placed before him.

The stewardess then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

The preacher replied, "I'd rather be kidnapped, tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than to ever let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the stewardess and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Hat tip to Mike L!

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