ATTENTION - ROADS CLOSED THIS WEEKEND
For those of you, who might be considering a road trip, be advised: portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend. Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.
A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mount Rushmore.
Jimmy M made me do it!
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