John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
John was sitting on a Skyhawk plane
Knew this had to change.
Saw the country needed help.
Said, "I can't worry about me!"
That's right of course!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
One day, John met a guy named Hussein.
Hussein was feeling kind of blue.
Said, "I'm McCain, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a little guy cry."
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
John was riding on a fast jet plane
Got a message from the House Speaker Queen.
She was hanging on a Depression Line
John didn't waste no time!
While Hussein pouted and said “Gimme a call!”
John said, “I’ve got the ball!”
Flew to Washington to fix the mess!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
Hussein kept saying, “Let’s Debate!”
John said, “Your ambition can wait!”
Congress knew he was on the way!
And said, “We’ll do right!”
John McCain saved the day!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!
With apologies to song writers everywhere...and a special thanks to Jim Dandy..
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