Liddy declares he is voting Democratic

From his webpage we have the reasons..

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because the party of “tolerance” accepts me completely, unless, of course, I disagree with them.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because I won’t have to do any research on anything. I just listen to what they say and believe it-because they’re all about “protecting the little guy” that’s me, right?

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

(I'm so Democrat that I have a big sign on the door of my house: There are no guns in this home! That, I am quite sure, will deter criminals. I think all Democrats should be required to display this sign on their home.)

I'm voting Democrat because while I believe the government knows what's better for me financially, they stay out of my personal life and don't tell me what I can and cannot do with my body and the baby I feel kicking inside me has no rights to anything, especially no right to live if I don't want it.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my DOG.

I really wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican.

Hehehe

Update: It dawned on me that some of my readers from outside the US may not know who G. Gordon Liddy is... Link