Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear.
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!
(HTBAPB - HOW TO BE A PERFECT BITCH!!)
Saturday, July 26, 2008
A bit of humor
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As an older fellow I think the joke to be cute enough yet as my brain begins to shrink there is left still a small part that tryst to understand the vanity in all this.
ReplyDeleteDo women always have to have these "Soap Opera" moments?
"Soap Opera" moments? Not for this one...
ReplyDeleteI was very relieved that the man, I discovered was not a husband but a third older child, had found another "mother". I did everything in my power to ensure his second marriage would last. This implied being friendly with his wife. Then I was free to be a full parent to my two sons. Lots of responsibilities...great satisfaction.
I was happy never to remarry again.In every man, there is a child who never grows up.
Good day, gentlemen...
I should have added: LOL
ReplyDeletewhew!
ReplyDelete;-)