Friday, May 16, 2008

Okay Fatty. You're destroying the planet

killing polar bears and causing hurricanes...

And no, that isn't a joke:

GENEVA (Reuters) - Obesity contributes to global warming, too.

Obese and overweight people require more fuel to transport them and the food they eat, and the problem will worsen as the population literally swells in size, a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine says.


Global warming also causes flat feet, bad breath, iron poor blood, dandruff, baldness, yellow teeth, in growing toe nails, pimples, smelly bathrooms and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

And this is what your tax dollars is getting in return. I am sure you will faint at such a display of intelligence.

Because thinner people eat less and are more likely to walk than rely on cars, a slimmer population would lower demand for fuel for transportation and for agriculture, Edwards said.


Wow.

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
Euripides


Well, we are half way there!



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