Sunday, May 4, 2008

Intellectual Conservative

These are very funny, so hit this link and visit the blog.

A sample:

Graham, the antiwar activist

Notable quotable: “Not in my name”

AKA: Appeaser Boy, Chamberlain Democrat, Saddam’s Friend, Estrogen Central

Strengths: Only barks at policemen. Is kind to ducks. Likes knitting orange beanies at Obama rallies. Is easy to sedate.

Weaknesses: Suffers from French Alzheimer’s. Or, forgets Islam’s history of barbaric conquests, but will never forget the day Bush used the “e” word in one sentence. (“Shame on you Mr. President!”)

Status: Graham is currently single. However, he likes open fires, walks along the beach, and long – long – conversations about “the complexities of life.” (Zzz…)


Here let me try one!

Leon, the left wing economist, global warming and sometimes business expert.

AKA: Tax'em til they drop Leon

Strengths: Has a foundation tax free income of $300,000 a year, but doesn't remember where the money came from. Loves taxes so is bi-candidatal.

Weaknesses: Thinks that taxes are paid by the business, not the customer. Is fond of telling everyone that he pays his "fair" share, but has been beaten up twice when the other party discovered Leon's fair share was zero.

Status: Believes in "open" marriage but at $300,000 still can't quite get the ladies interested. Has announced that he may adopt a pet fish to keep his cat occupied.



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