HOW to SAVE the AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, with the lap dances and other 'special services'.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
..... Well, you can't be serious ALL the time. Well, maybe you can, but who wants to?
My thanks to Mike L.
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Are you taking reservations yet for PPJ Air? I'm all-in my friend:)
ReplyDeleteI've always said we could have saved a lot of money and lives if we sent a brigade of all-star American strippers to Afghanistan and Iraq instead of young men and women with guns...the crazies heads would explode and peace would reign:)
-kdog
Unfortunately my resources are too limited to let me start an airline...but I think I could do a better job than 99% of those in the industry...
ReplyDeleteAnd those all-star strippers are a fun thought.... I could tell a few tails....er talles.