I have been advised that

at midnight Daylight Savings Time will be imposed on the unwary.

All deer, birds, coyotes, snakes, coons, possums and other critters who live here with me in the Palatial Retirement Compound have been notified. What this means to me is that instead of waking at my customary 5:00 AM it will be 6:00 AM. Such an important matter deserves wider attention that what it will receive.

Of somewhat greater interest we find that Hussein has won another state through the caucus system. Being too lazy to research it, it seems to me that he does better when the outcome can be decided through public shouting rather than debating and private voting. Not unexpected when you consider that Hussein is not a candidate, but a cause.

Perhaps Hillary will start using his middle name, further inflaming John McCain into him showing his infamous temper at someone he should, rather than Talk Show hosts who were going to vote for him.

Shorter. John, I don't want to hear that "respectful debate" bit again. We are up against people who wouldn't piss on your shoes if your socks were on fire. Break out the elbows, brass knuckles and start acting like you know who the enemy is if you want your team to know who the enemy is.