Thursday, March 13, 2008

Hussein to JFK

Tonight at dinner the light of my life noted that:

"What we need now is Harry Truman."

"If not Truman," I replied, "at least Ike."

"Do you remember Mamie?" she asked in reference to Ike's First Lady.

"Of course," I answered.

"Tell me," she said. "Could you compare Mamie to Michelle?"

I didn't then, but about an hour later I thought of the perfect comeback.

"How about Billy Graham to Hussein's minister??"

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