Words of Wisdom

Got this one from Don S..... As you read them understand that Don and I both have never experienced any of this, all we know is what the big boys down at the Pool Hall told us.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Surgeon
General's suggestion the following warning labels be
placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:


W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the heck happened to your bra and panties.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in your
dancing like a retard.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again you love
them.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your rear end kicked.
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W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gud..