Letterman apologizes

Well, the Left's latest example of their lack of good taste and manhood has now apologized claiming that he wasn't talking about Sarah Palin's 14 year old daughter. It seems he thought she was traveling with her 18 year old.

Hey folks, it was just a simple mistake!

Laying aside that joking about any woman getting raped or being a prostitute, even if they are of legal age, is not acceptable, I think it obvious that he knew.

He did it two nights running. He has a huge staff and the first night's comments must have lit up the phone lines at CBS. Do you believe that no one on his staff said...

"Uh boss, the daughter at Yankee Stadium is only 14.... maybe you should cool it..."

He knew. He just so wanted to be cool and attack Palin via her daughter... send her a message that she mustn't run for Prez.....that he did it again the second night.

There was a time in this country when such actions would have meant the end of his employment at CBS. That CBS won't fire him is our national disgrace.

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Camille Pagila's moment of reality and lunacy

Visionary leaders are vitally needed on both sides to call for mutual understanding and rational coexistence. Yet, post-9/11, troublingly few voices of Muslim moderation have emerged.

Camille Paglia Link

Wow! No kidding! You think? I mean she actually wrote that!

When the Lefties start to notice...... But, if you bother to read the article, you will discover that she immediately returned to denial and never never land.

Still, for a second there.

Terrorism and AF447?

Two passengers with names linked to Islamic terrorism were on the Air France flight which crashed with the loss of 228 lives, it has emerged.

French secret servicemen established the connection while working through the list of those who boarded the doomed Airbus in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on May 31.

Just a coincidence I'm sure.

In the meantime, what has happened to this story?

However, both pilots of an Air Comet flight from Lima, Peru, to Lisbon, Portugal, sent a written report on the bright flash they said they saw to Air France, Airbus and the Spanish civil aviation authority, the airline told CNN.

"Suddenly, we saw in the distance a strong and intense flash of white light, which followed a descending and vertical trajectory and which broke up in six seconds," the captain wrote.

Just a coincidence I'm sure.

Al Gore is a Global Cooling Skeptic

Al! Baby! Big Guy! The debate is over!

Summer has arrived, finally. 7:00AM, 84 degrees and 81% humidity. Now that is global warming I can believe in.

My wife reports that she paid .86 cents for a cucumber at the grocery on Monday. (Us seasoned citizens shop on Monday.) Based on that and the blooms on my kukes.... (That's what us semi-pro gardeners call cucumbers.)....I shall soon be rich!

But alas the okra remains reluctant due to the unseasonably cold weather. If we could just get Lyin' Pelosi to make a few extra trips back and forth to Brokeafornia and dump a few extra tons of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

Speaking of Arnold's Lament... I read that the Feds have informed Brokeafornia that they couldn't cut the pay of state employees because they had accepted Chinese money from the Feds. (Some of you may think of it as stimulus money but I know better.)

Look, I took you to dinner and a movie......I deserve a kiss!

Can someone tell China that there are more non English speaking Chinese in LA than Shanghai? This is merely them giving us back what their people exports have cost us.

Oh well. At least they will eventually learn English, get an education and be happy to be an American. But I digress....

The rabbits ate the beets leaves... Beautiful crop came up, beets love cool weather and the little devils just chewed the leaves to the ground. I see that we shall have to depend on the Farmer's Market for our pickling stock. In the meantime I am preparing to contact the UN for a grant to develop beets that have leaves that taste bad to rabbits and squirrels. We can call it the Beets for Oil program and get reasonably wealthy...

Two SUV's in every driveway is my goal to fight global cooling!

For tomatoes I have Better Boys and Better Girls, deciding that I would see if I could put an end to the sexist argument of who gets loaded and puts out the quickest. Presently the boys are in the lead... Next year I shall set out Bad Girls.

Heard yesterday that Obamie's minions are claiming that Obamie has saved 240,000 jobs. For a God that seems to be an awfully small number. I mean Heaven and Earth in only 6 days.....

Being agnostic on Obamie's God status, I claim that Bush the Younger saved 1,800,000 jobs and now Obamie has lost them. Maybe he left them in his other pants.

Take that Evan Thomas.

Obamie has, in my careful counting, issued an apology a week to the world.... I can't wait until he gets to the Marshall Plan.

"I know that Europe was starving and freezing in the cold... But that was no reason for us to force our social norms of staying warm and eating on the survivors of the Jewish Vacation Camps... uh Nazi Death Camps... the one that my cousin liberated... no.. my Uncle liberated... my Grandfather liberated....anyway, I'm sorry...."

In the meantime.....

Gasoline keeps going up while demand is going down. So much for all that BS about commodity pricing and economics... Of course that was assuming a reasonably free market.....

If that pisses you off, just wait until Cap and Trade gets here.

The Dimicrats have an energy plan. It is called "Cause Shortages and Raise Prices."

God, what idiots they are. What idiots are that elect them. Clowns to the left of me.

Man's best friend

One of my favs.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead..

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.

'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'

'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'

Hat tip to Shawn L.

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The ducks aren't mine

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