Al! Baby! Big Guy! The debate is over!
Summer has arrived, finally. 7:00AM, 84 degrees and 81% humidity. Now that is global warming I can believe in.
My wife reports that she paid .86 cents for a cucumber at the grocery on Monday. (Us seasoned citizens shop on Monday.) Based on that and the blooms on my kukes.... (That's what us semi-pro gardeners call cucumbers.)....I shall soon be rich!
But alas the okra remains reluctant due to the unseasonably cold weather. If we could just get Lyin' Pelosi to make a few extra trips back and forth to Brokeafornia and dump a few extra tons of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Speaking of Arnold's Lament... I read that the Feds have informed Brokeafornia that they couldn't cut the pay of state employees because they had accepted Chinese money from the Feds. (Some of you may think of it as stimulus money but I know better.)
Look, I took you to dinner and a movie......I deserve a kiss!
Can someone tell China that there are more non English speaking Chinese in LA than Shanghai? This is merely them giving us back what their people exports have cost us.
Oh well. At least they will eventually learn English, get an education and be happy to be an American. But I digress....
The rabbits ate the beets leaves... Beautiful crop came up, beets love cool weather and the little devils just chewed the leaves to the ground. I see that we shall have to depend on the Farmer's Market for our pickling stock. In the meantime I am preparing to contact the UN for a grant to develop beets that have leaves that taste bad to rabbits and squirrels. We can call it the Beets for Oil program and get reasonably wealthy...
Two SUV's in every driveway is my goal to fight global cooling!
For tomatoes I have Better Boys and Better Girls, deciding that I would see if I could put an end to the sexist argument of who gets loaded and puts out the quickest. Presently the boys are in the lead... Next year I shall set out Bad Girls.
Heard yesterday that Obamie's minions are claiming that Obamie has saved 240,000 jobs. For a God that seems to be an awfully small number. I mean Heaven and Earth in only 6 days.....
Being agnostic on Obamie's God status, I claim that Bush the Younger saved 1,800,000 jobs and now Obamie has lost them. Maybe he left them in his other pants.
Take that Evan Thomas.
Obamie has, in my careful counting, issued an apology a week to the world.... I can't wait until he gets to the Marshall Plan.
"I know that Europe was starving and freezing in the cold... But that was no reason for us to force our social norms of staying warm and eating on the survivors of the Jewish Vacation Camps... uh Nazi Death Camps... the one that my cousin liberated... no.. my Uncle liberated... my Grandfather liberated....anyway, I'm sorry...."
In the meantime.....
Gasoline keeps going up while demand is going down. So much for all that BS about commodity pricing and economics... Of course that was assuming a reasonably free market.....
If that pisses you off, just wait until Cap and Trade gets here.
The Dimicrats have an energy plan. It is called "Cause Shortages and Raise Prices."
God, what idiots they are. What idiots are that elect them. Clowns to the left of me.
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