The stop minarets movement has jumped out of Switzerland

The Swiss recently passed a bill baring minarets on Muslim mosques.

Well, you would think they had legalized stoning. The EU is trying to take them to court, there to undoubtedly strip them of their national right to say what can and cannot happen in their country.

That is just so Leftie, isn't it?

In the mean time:

78% of Czechs, 70% of Slovaks oppose minarets

Of those who want to ban minarets, a large majority (70% among Czechs, 80% among Slovaks) also want to ban mosques. This is actually a lower correlation than results in previous polls that asked both questions (96% among Belgians, 90% among the French).

For more surveys on minaret bans in Europe see:
* Belgium: Majority oppose mosques and minarets
* France: 41% oppose more mosques, 46% oppose minarets

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I wonder which European state will the first to secede from the EU and what the EU will do about it.



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The Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
out of 10 million bucks.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Enzo signs back, "OK. You win!

The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.."

Don't you just LOVE lawyers?!

Hat tip to Jimmy M!





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Sex enhancement revealed

Two old guys talking.

One 80 and one 82, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 82 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 82 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."


Hat tip to Grant M.


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How can I resist?

Dear Friend,

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One of our account has a balance of GBP15, 000,000 (fifteen million British Pounds) and have been dormant for more than 5years. From my investigation and confirmation, the owner of this account is a foreigner by name of Mr. Gerald Stone who died on the 4th of January 2002 in a plane crash in Birmingham here in the UK.

Since then no one has respond in anyway in attempt to claim the funds. As far as we can tell he has no family member who is aware of the existence of neither the account or the funds. Information from the Home Office also states that he was single on entry into the UK.

I have confidentially discussed this issue with some of the bank officials and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with us. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the next of kin. We will process these funds from the deceased and release them to you, after due processes have been followed.

This transaction is totally risk free as the funds are legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act. Think this over and should you be interested, please let me hear from you.


Regards,

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Do you think they will try to beat me out of my part?



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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

True words.

Hat tip to whoever sent it. Sorry gang, senior moment.


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Jones defines the man made global warming hoax

I don't want to forget this because to me it is Phil Jones of the CRU and the infamous emails of Climategate in totality. Nothing else needs to be said.

Another Jones' e-mail read, "I would like to see the climate change happen so the science could be proved right."

Think about that statement. "I would like to see climate change happen..."

That statement is just so terrible on many levels. First, this is a man who claims that climate change is happening around us.

Indeed so fast that we must not hesitate or put down the cup but drink the kool aid immediately. Yet in the privacy of what he thought would always be a confidential email he says...."I would like to see climate change happen..."

That means that he knows that his claims are incorrect.

But even worse, just think. Man made global warming is supposed to unleash floods and droughts and death and destruction... Yet he says, "I would like to see climate change happen..."

That is just plain evil. Not just dishonest, but evil.

And what is the reason for this wish? What is the motive?

".....so the science could be proved right."

But wait. Jones and the other hoaxers claim consensus that the science is settled. That the science is "right."

But again in what he thinks is a private conversation he admits that it hasn't been proven because if it had, he could not be wishing.

Whatever you do dear chums, remember Jones' statement. You need no other argument for shutting down the fear mongers and hoaxers.

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The question

Christmas is almost upon us and I have seen the usual amount of ACLUites demanding that it not be celebrated.

And one of the more interesting arguments is that we don't know when Christ was born and that there is all kinds of evidence that it was not during the winter.

Fair enough.

But isn't the real question, why should we care? Isn't the real point that He was born and that alone should be cause for celebration?

Does the date matter? What if we picked August 17? May 8? Isn't the real celebration that his birth brought us to this point where hanging of gays and stoning of women and forced marriages and genital mutilation and slavery is condemned and still practiced only by a small group of Muslim extremists and radicals?

I say it does not matter except to the extent that the attacks on it are meant to weaken our society. That some may be ignorant of what they do forgives them only to the extent that stupidity and ignorance is forgiven. That some are Fellow Travelers to the Muslim radicals as some were Fellow Travelers to the Soviets is obvious. The objective. To stifle the critics of the religious practices of the Taliban and al Qaeda. The point of all of the actions we see in opposition to celebrating Christmas is to claim that everything is equal.

And if all is equal then why should we oppose radical Islamic believers? Can't we all just get along?

That is the question. The real question.

I say no. We can't get along with those who seek to enslave us, be they Muslim radicals or man made global warming hoaxers. The timing to the end is different but the result is the same.





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