For example:
On Life
He know's its a better deal for Americans than anybody else, of course. That's because your American has things to be interested in - football, cheeseburgers, adultery, pantyhose commercials - which keep him from wanting to make trouble like your foreigners do.
It's Bubba's guess that your trouble-making foreigners would enjoy life more if they didn't have to argue all the time about Budda or Mohammed or whether Jesus went to heights or Poly.
You know, I think he has a point there. I have long believed that people riot during soccer games because they have become bored beyond belief.
And I always thought that we would eventually conquer the world because of our inventing skin tight blue jeans, sex and rock and roll. Worked for beating those pesky Ruskies, but the radical Muslims flipped the deal on us by claiming that their suicide bombers Get the Girls... 72 of them and all virgins.
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