Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane

full of hot, stressed out people....

Who just paid a lot of money and had everything but a body cavity search done before they can even get to mill around the gate area waiting to find out how long the delay is going to be..... And, of course, they can't be using a legal drug the government let's them buy at inflated prices because of taxes... and just for grins, after they get on the plane... they sell'em booze... a drug well known to suppress the decision making center of the brain...

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...."

I am referring, of course to the Jet Blue incident where the female passenger tipped a few too many, lit up and then bopped a flight attendant.

Now I offer no excuses for her actions. She was an adult and adults are expected to act like adults. But please dear airlines. Quit selling booze and then complaining when someone acts out their frustration. Fair is fair.

And yes. The prosecution wouldn't want me on her jury.