Obama destroy's America's energy supply

"In the last weeks in office, the Bush administration rushed ahead to sell oil and gas leases near some of our nation's most precious landscapes in Utah," Interior Secretary Ken Salazar told reporters. "“We need to responsibly develop our oil and gas supplies to help us reduce our dependence on foreign oil, but we must do so in a thoughtful and balanced way that allows us to protect our signature landscapes and cultural resources."

Translation: Piss on you. The ecofreaks are all Dimicrats and we take care of our own!
"We will take time and a fresh look at these 77 parcels to see if they are appropriate for oil and gas development," he said,
Translation: If they believe that they are as stupid as we think they are.

Republicans and the oil industry have argued that the United States should open more domestic areas if it wants to create jobs and reduce its reliance on foreign oil.

Translation: Republicans and the oil industry have argued that the United States should open more domestic areas if it wants to create jobs and reduce its reliance on foreign oil.

“This action will come as a disappointment to communities that were counting on these energy leases to generate high-wage jobs in these difficult economic times," Rep. Doc Hastings, R-Wash., said in a statement.

Translation: Little Johnnie can work at WalMart.

"We hope today's decision does not signal the administration is returning to the failed policies of the past, leaving much of America's vast energy resources locked up while the nation's demand for energy continues to grow," added Jack Gerard, president of the American Petroleum Institute.

Translation: The *&90-1's are screwing up again.

Environmental groups lauded the action, saying drilling would have threatened Utah's wild lands and spoil views from some of the state's spectacular national parks.

Translation: Let'em eat cake!

"I see this announcement as a sign that after eight long years of rapacious greed and backdoor dealings, our government is returning a sense of balance to the way it manages our lands," actor and activist Robert Redford, a trustee with the Natural Resources Defense Council, said in a statement issued by groups that opposed the leases.

Translation: You aint gonna spoil my view!

Redford owns a home in Utah and hosts the annual Sundance Film Festival there.

Translation: You aint gonna spoil my view!

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Hat tip to Buffy1 at Tennesseean.com

The arrangement of rapes of females by a female

I know it gets old but.... These are the people that The Chosen One thinks that we can do business with.

A WOMAN suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has confessed to organising their rapes so she could later convince them that martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame.
Samira Jassam, 51, was arrested by Iraqi police and confessed to recruiting the women and orchestrating dozens of attacks.
In a video confession, she explained how she had mentally prepared the women for martyrdom operations, passed them on to terrorists who provided explosives, and then took the bombers to their targets.

Think about the above.
Where is the outrage from the Left? Where is NOW? Where is Code Pink?
Why do we have to find out about this from an Australian newspaper?

Hat tip to Urgent Agenda.

Pittsburg Steeler Fans!

Hat tip to Jimmy M!

No three times and Obama

No, I won't show you my birth certificate.

No, I won't read you "My Pet Goat."

No, Iran would never attack us!

Ooopps!


Hat tip to PowerLine for the pics!

Iran launches satellite

Iran launches satelite!
TEHRAN, Iran – Iran sent its first domestically made satellite into orbit, the president announced Tuesday, a key step for an ambitious space program that worries the U.S. and other world powers because the same rocket technology used to launch satellites can also deliver warheads.

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Obama launches shuttlecock!

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration is sending a women's badminton team to Iran this week as part of a broad bid to engage the Iranian people through educational and cultural exchanges, the State Department said Monday.

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Reagan had his SDI.... Obama has his.... Nope. Ain't gonna go there.
You couldn't make this up, could you?
H/T to libertine at Tennessean.com

Everybody wants to talk.

So I was talking to this guy and he said, "I don't think Obama is weak. I think he is just trying to talk rather than fight."
"Okay," I said, "what makes you think the terrorists want to talk?"
"Everybody," he opined with a sad look on his face, "had rather talk than fight."
"Everybody?"
"Everybody."
"Did the Japanese want to talk?
"Well, everybody knows that war was about Japan wanting raw materials. If we had just cut them a deal they wouldn't have attacked."
"So they didn't want to talk. They wanted what they wanted when they wanted it."
"You're being a snit."
"No, I am disagreeing with you."
"Well, you know what I mean."
"No, I don't. BTW - the EU has been talking to Iran for years and years and gotten no place. What happens when they get a nuke?"
"Ah," he said with the smile of a poker playing turning over the nut hand, "we are the only country that has ever used one."
"So you think we should have lost a hundred thousand lives invading Japan?"
"That has nothing to do with the fact that we dropped the bombs."
"Okay, I'll put you down for giving up a hundred thousand US military lives."
"You"re being a snit again."
"No, I am being factual."
"You can't prove that."
"Okay, only 93,789 lives."
"You're being a snit again."
"Tell me again why Hussein isn't weak."
"Please don't call him Hussein."
"Why? He used it during the swearing in ceremony."
"So?"
"If it was good enough for him and the head shead of the SC, it is good enough for me."
"You're being a snit again."
"So you still say everybody wants to talk."
"Yes."
"Do you remember Peter Arnett?"
"Vaguely..."
"Worked for CNN?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Would you say he was a war mongering right winger?"
"No, but what's your point?"
"I have one."
"You've been reading Newsmax."
"Well, I do, but this is not about Newsmax."
"Coulter?"
"No."
"And your point is?"
"Are you aware in March of 1997 Arnett interviewed bin Ladin?"
"No."
"Well he did. And one of his questions was if the US left the Arabian Peninsula would that stop the fighting."
"So?"
"Well, bin Ladin's answer was no. He also said that Muslim actions throughout the world must not be interfered with."
"You got some proof?"
"I'll send you a link."
"Well that doesn't mean they don't want to talk."
"You mean they want to talk while doing what they want to."
"You're being a snit again."


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You'll love this one, dear Boomers

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIR ST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WIT H THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH; I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG! ‘HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASS,

GRAY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

SON OF A BITCH ASKED....

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Blame the above on Jimmy Mitchell!