Where is Joe Biden??

A lady from Canada, Claudia, has asked the following question to the Dark Avenger.

Never understand why the media, and people like you, are always comparing Sarah to Obama. Where's Hussein's V.P. in your story? Disappeared into oblivion?

Well, after he chastised Hussein for one of the attack ads....

And opined that the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor...

And noted that in the stock market crash of 1929 President Roosevelt went on TV to reassure the country...

Well, he's in the picture.... You just have to find him!

Anybody besides me wonder why the press has ignored these??

Clinton - Democrats resisted tightening up on Fannie Mae and Fannie Mac

Just the facts, mam.

This was said by Bill Clinton. And it speaks for itself.

Two days later, former President Clinton agreed:

CHRIS CUOMO, ABC NEWS: A little surprising for you to hear the Democrats saying, "This came out of nowhere, this is all about the Republicans. We had nothing to do with this." Nancy Pelosi saying it. She signed the '99 Gramm Bill. She knew what was going on with the SEC. They're all sophisticated people. Is that playing politics in this situation?

BILL CLINTON: Well, maybe everybody does that a little bit. I think the responsibility the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards and tighten up a little on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

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Holy Tell the Truth Batman!

McCain saves the day!

John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!

John was sitting on a Skyhawk plane
Knew this had to change.
Saw the country needed help.
Said, "I can't worry about me!"
That's right of course!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!

One day, John met a guy named Hussein.
Hussein was feeling kind of blue.
Said, "I'm McCain, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a little guy cry."
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!

John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!


John was riding on a fast jet plane
Got a message from the House Speaker Queen.
She was hanging on a Depression Line
John didn't waste no time!
While Hussein pouted and said “Gimme a call!”
John said, “I’ve got the ball!”
Flew to Washington to fix the mess!

John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!

Hussein kept saying, “Let’s Debate!”
John said, “Your ambition can wait!”
Congress knew he was on the way!
And said, “We’ll do right!”
John McCain saved the day!

John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
John McCain to the rescue!
Go, John McCain! Go, John McCain!

With apologies to song writers everywhere...and a special thanks to Jim Dandy..

Obama works to solve financial crisis

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack (Hussein) Obama, D-Ill. signs autographs backstage after a rally in Dunedin, Fla., Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2008.

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Yes indeed. Nothing like a man hardworking to take care of himself.... uh I meant Democrats......uh I meant Lefties......uh I meant The World... Yes. That's it...

Yahoo News

Obama leaves race! Bump and Update

The Dark Avenger of "I complain a lot fame" claims that this is a racist post.

I re-read it and find nothing racist about it, but there was a sentence that really was beyond good taste.

So I have deleted it. Its removal doesn't change the thrust or the humor.

So there you go DA. I hope this makes you feel better... I surely wouldn't want to hurt a reader's feelings!

BTW - I am sure you have no problems with the next to last paragraph in which McCain is painted as being dumber than dirt... Do you?

And how many race cards do you have left to play?
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This is seriously funny.

Caution. Adult language.

In the wake of an epic financial meltdown that threatens to derail the U.S. economy for years, Barack Obama announced he was ending his run for President of the United States, declaring to a stunned nation, “Man, this is bullshit.”

In a boisterous and hastily-called press conference, Obama detailed his reasons for the decision. “I was prepared to fight global warming, reform the health care system, repair our crumbling roads, create a 21st century electric grid, find Bin Laden, end the war in Iraq, and bring peace to Israel and the Palestinians. But now you tell me I have to clean up the worst financial mess since the Great Depression too? One that’s going to plunge our economy into a recession for most of my administration while I take the blame? Fuck that. That’s fucking ridiculous. You guys clean up your own shit. I’m outta here.”

He elaborated: “From the time I was a little boy, I dreamt of being President one day. Of having the power and resources to enact a bold vision for the country, to set this great land on a path to a better future. Now we’re fucking broke. What the hell can I do when we’re $9 trillion in debt and got 1 billion Chinese hankering to cash their IOUs? I can’t even buy a three-fingered handjob now.”

Obama also revealed that he previously thought about quitting when Sen. McCain picked Gov. Palin as a running mate (”What is this, a reality TV show?”), when the media covered the faux lipstick-on-a-pig scandal for two days straight (”Why would I call her a pig? She’s a fucking MILF, for Christ’s sake”), and when he realized he was still neck and neck with McCain in the polls in spite of being his opponent’s superior in every possible metric and running as the exact opposite of one of the worst administrations in U.S. history.

Obama took no questions from reporters. After reading his statement, he threw his suit jacket on the ground, made an obscene gesture to the press corp, and dashed out a back exit............and rode away.

The new de facto leader of the Presidential race, Sen. John McCain, was unaware of the development until told about it by a reporter. When asked how he felt about Obama quitting, McCain replied: “Senator Obama would like to fool the American people that he is the quitter in this race. He’s not. I already quit in 2005, well before Obama even thought of quitting. That’s quitting you can believe in.”

It is unknown at this time where Sen. Biden will replace Obama at the top of the ticket, but it is unlikely as the Obama campaign announced plans to return all unspent money to its supporters along with a 20% off coupon to flights to Canada.

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Hat tip to Grant M!

50's Rock and Roll

and some of that good ole hug'em up tight and just stand there swaying music!


Enjoy!

Deconstructing William Ayers and Obama

This pretty well says it all when the Ayers and Hussein connection comes up.

Last April, Obama dismissed the unrepentant terrorist William Ayers as just "a guy who lives in my neighborhood," and "not somebody who I exchange ideas with on a regular basis." But in fact, Ayers and Obama were partners in the Chicago Annenburg Challenge (CAC), an organization whose mandate was the reformation of Chicago's public schools.

Obama was CAC's first board chairman, serving in that capacity for four years and remaining on the board for two more. Ayers was the founder of CAC and, according to Kurtz, its guiding spirit. Moreover, the archive documents Kurtz reviewed show that Ayers was part of a working group of five that assembled the initial board. Ayers then sat as an ex-officio member of the board Obama chaired through CAC's first year. He also served on the board's governance committee with Obama. The two worked together to craft CAC bylaws.

These findings demolish the Obama campaign claim that Ayers had nothing to do with Obama's "recruitment" to the board.

WSJ

This man is a socialist at best, a communist at worst. If he's elected you better pray that the Repub Senators know how to filibuster.