Algore has returned.

The following Associated Press story (below in its entirety) contains a quote from his address to the Israeli Parliament (to wit):

Obama said Israelis could be certain of his commitment to Israel's security by looking at "my deeds."

"Just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee, which is my committee, a bill to call for divestment from Iran, as a way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon," he said.

However, Obama does not serve on the banking committee, and McCain's campaign seized on the mistake.

"Not only is it not his committee, but he's not even on the committee, he didn't vote on the bill, and he had nothing to do with its passage," McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds said in a statement issued Wednesday.

He might have gotten a pass on this one if you could assume he was merely employing the corporate "we" but when he added the phrase "which is my committee" it became an outright "misrepresentation" of his credentials.

Why does Obama persist in padding his resume......... would some liberal Obama supporter please share the rationale with me?

Not having the liberal insight I can only believe he is an ego driven pathological liar who hopes the American people won't find him out before the election.

Say Good night Winston

Good night England.

ALMOST a third of British Muslim students believe killing in the name of Islam can be justified, according to a poll.

The study also found that two in five Muslims at university support the incorporation of Islamic sharia codes into British law.

Now this is after years of trying to "just get along." Of years of explaining that everyone can have freedom of religion, that all are equal...

Yet read it again.

ALMOST a third of British Muslim students believe killing in the name of Islam can be justified, according to a poll.

The study also found that two in five Muslims at university support the incorporation of Islamic sharia codes into British law.

Now you might think that the Left in England just might be catching on.

How stupid that would be of you.

Wes Streeting, president of the National Union of Students, condemned the study. “This disgusting report is a reflection of the biases and prejudices of a right-wing think tank – not the views of Muslim students across Britain,” he said.

Yes dear Wes. Should we believe you or our lying eyes?

A bit of humor

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear.

I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!

(HTBAPB - HOW TO BE A PERFECT BITCH!!)

Barry H blows off the troops... again

Got this from Larry P who is well plugged in.

Here’s an e-mail from one of the soldiers Obama visited.

As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to “The War Zone”. I wanted to share with you what happened.

He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn’t say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the American’s back home that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that are providing the freedom that they are providing for you.

I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the President of the United States. I just don’t understand how anyone would want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry, but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.

Bartry H is anointed

You can'ty miss this. You just can't.

The law.

There are many well known laws that apply to the real world that we live in. I think this is one of the largest and best collections known. Should you have some that are not included, please forward. Some examples:

Cornuelle's Law - Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop

Barber's Laws of Backpacking
3) The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion
to the amount of food you consume from it. If you
run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

The above also applies to dirty clothes. Any amount of clothes carried with you on a trip increases in weight by 10% per day in direct proportion to the nearest of the return date.

Boren's Laws
1) When in doubt, mumble.
2) When in trouble, delegate.
3) When in charge, ponder.

And my favorite:

Bilbo's Proverb
Never laugh at live dragons.

What Barry H really thinks...

"The senator decided out of respect for these servicemen and women that it would be inappropriate to make a stop to visit troops at a U.S. military facility as part of a trip funded by the campaign.”

Here's the rest of the story.

Staff member: "We've got you scheduled at 3 o'clock to visit the hospital..."

Barry B: "Wow Dude, we gonna shoot some hoops???? Little B ball....?"

Staff member: "Uh... these guys have been wounded....?

Barry B: "No round balls? I can't display my awesome abilities?"

Staff member: "Uh..... Not really... missing arms, legs...."

Barry B: "No photo ops???"

Staff member: "No."

Barry B: "Get me outta here."

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